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Squeaky friends is what you call a young child over the internet or in person.
Teacher: “ Hello squeaky friends!!”
Children: “Hello!”
Someone who cares only about themselves. You will always be there for them no matter what, yet you cannot count on them. They will ignore you unless it benefits them in some way. Once you start feeling sad or you go through something, when you turn to them they are never there. They talk about you behind your back. They treat you lesser than them. It does not matter how much care you have for your friend. They will never treat you like you deserve, and eventually the one who treated you like crap doesn’t change, and tosses you out like garbage.
“I’m really struggling right now Lewis. Would you mind just listening? It would really help”
“Lol nice”
Bad friends aren’t worth having around, know your value.
Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them
Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny
Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!
Your fuck buddy that happens, does not need 2 be female.
Necessities:
Must have breasts
"Yo are y'all together?"
"Na, she just my breast friend"
"Mathiccy, r u fuking Piper"
"Nah, she wont be my breast friend"
"Quincy u know Areeb cant be ur breast friend"
"cmon he got mad titts"
When you and a friend show affection by cuddling or holding hands. Not in any kind of relationship, just showing affection.
Sarah:”He wants us to be considered friends with affection because he isn’t ready for a long term relationship yet.”
Ashlee:”That sounds like cuddle buddies or something along those lines.”
An excess of friends on social networks like facebook. Usually made up of people you never met or never will.
I'm shedding some friend fat today...
New years resolution: Less fat friends and less friend fat - Hayyyy
Friend Jacking: verb. when a person jacks a friends friend on a social networking site who they do not personally know .; adding a friends friend because of the kick a** comments on FB or if the said friends friend is hot.
Friend: WTF? I was just a victim of friend jacking. How the hell do you know my cousin in Jamaica..and your a** has never left the State of Florida?
Friend Jacker: Because they are pretty funny on FB. Much funnier than you. Hold up your hands SON! Cause you just got Jacked!
*although friend jacking is a non-violent crime, it still occurs all the time. 1 out 4 people have been a victim of or have friend jacked someone before.