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The act of tweezing a person of the same sex’s nipples
“I’m so Sugar Gay that I’m gonna tweeze your nipples!”
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An urban legend of a gay man who once thighed his precious cousin while asleep.(it could also mean you are safely being gay since the word Salman is “safe”)
Bro you just assumed I committed Salman gay.
Yo that’s super Salman gay.
I was trying to keep it Salman Gay but my parents found out .
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Gay Cuntler (born April 29, 1983) is a quarterback for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He played football at Vanderbilt University. Cuntler began his professional football career with the Denver Broncos, who selected him as the 11th overall pick of the 2006 NFL Draft. He spent three seasons with the Broncos before he was traded to the Bears in 2009.
THEY SACKED GAY CUNTLER AGAIN
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Nathan was in his dorm, stroking his hard 9 inch when his dormmate Matthew came in. Nate gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Nate's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Nate began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmered softly. Nate shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Nate by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Nate moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Nate wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Matt grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Nate was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again.
Nate began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Nate obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Nate took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive cock was completely hard and red. Matthew wasted no time pulling away and insead of cumming into Nate's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Nate moaned loudly kids from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Nate to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstacy. After thier wonderful sex, they both showered, wore thier pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. What lovely Gay Sex.
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The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.
Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.
three times as gay as normal, the only counter attack for this move is No, U. however other than that triple gay is the destroyer of dignity in all normie scum.
Normie:"bruh ur fat as shit u fuckin computer boi"
You:"U have triple gay "
Normie: *dies
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The most powerful word to emasculate a man in todays society no matter how much the man is straight. Because every man is kinda gay but won't admit it.
-You're gay you dream about getting fucked in the asshole by men.
-That's right I love having my asshole torn up by horny men who hadn't got any for decades.
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