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When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket
dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas
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A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.
Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.
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n. 15 consecutive farts.
13...14...15, o shit, thats a golden boy!
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A combination of (fetish) sex acts the "Golden Shower" & the "Cleveland Steamer"
"Hey Hannah, what's with all the plastic sheeting laid out in your room?"
"Just prepping for Cory's much anticipated Golden Steamboat"
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The best type of light, hands down. If you think otherwise, you are a mental patient.
I was sleeping and then the Golden Light woke me.
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When you swallow another's urine
She loves when I give her a golden drank during blowjob
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To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.
John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”
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