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golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

by the law sucks ass March 29, 2010


Golden Mestizo

A person of mixed racial heritage such as native american and european amercian but tends to heavily favor the latter in appearance, particularly has brighter features like blonde or golden brown hair.
Some would argue that not only does this race, which very white in appearance, surpass the native american but the european as well in aesthetic quality.

Me. I'm a golden mestizo due to my goldenish brown hair and ocean blue eyes. The world envies me.

by Deadpool December 31, 2004


golden boy

n. 15 consecutive farts.

13...14...15, o shit, thats a golden boy!

by O'Doyle March 25, 2005


Golden Nut

To achieve this particular nut, one must achieve orgasm nirvana. The golden nut is when a man jacks off and when he cums he can feel the nut rush out of his testicles, through the tubes, and out the tip. Happens once in a lifetime, the best jizz of your life.

John asked “Have you found Orgasm Nirvana?”
Ethan Johnson replies, “No, I have not had my golden nut,”

by SeniorPicklez September 27, 2017


Golden drank

When you swallow another's urine

She loves when I give her a golden drank during blowjob

by 🐔 April 21, 2017


golden wind

A "golden wind" is the fart equivalent of a golden shower, i. e. someone farts on you (mostly in the facial area to get inhaled) in order to stimulate arousal.

"man, my girlfriend gave me a golden wind the other day, made me come so hard"

by little_dark_age July 22, 2022


Golden Bowl

When a man fills a condom with urine and inserts it into a woman’s vagina only to f*** her until it pops.

Last night I was banging this chick and gave her a golden bowl

by KevinDaPengui August 26, 2018