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I had sticky hands when I was watching some hentai last night.
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The best song ever, anyone who disgrees should be shot.
Rappo said Slow hands was shit, so i danza slapped him.
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The act of washing your hands in a public washroom, flicking the water on another person, and yelling PEE HANDS!
Person 1: Pee hands! *flick flick*
Person 2: Don't be gross.
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This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. It’s better when a girl delivers it.
Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???
WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.
Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while he’s down.
Kid caught hands.
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A female (or group of females) worth retaining in mind for referral back to at a later date when it is more convenient to perform a Five-Knuckle shuffle.
'Have a look at that Hand Candy over there'
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When a man masturbates and cums into his hand and then throws the semen at/or on his sexual partner.. Then the spunk that lands there is considered "shrapnel".
Joey totally hand grenaded his Girlfriend when she wasn't prepared sending "shrapnel" all over her face.
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Having a wank.
See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.
Has to be said in the right context.
Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.
Often used whilst watching porn.
Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?
Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!
Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!
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