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Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.

* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.

by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020


Sad Cuh Hours

When you are a sad cuh and are in your feels ; ((

and sum goofy ahhh playlist on Spotify ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

Bro, I've been listening to sad cuh hours on Spotify. I recently lost my Roblox gf and am in my feels.

by SavageBandit324 September 12, 2022


Say No Hour

The Say No Hour is an hour of the day that everyone may say no to anything.

Teacher: โ€œhey you need to do you workโ€!
John: โ€œNo.โ€
Teacher: โ€œyou have to though!โ€
John: โ€œNo, because itโ€™s the say No hour of the day I donโ€™t have to!โ€

by Sparkzy March 1, 2022


12 hours

Man... Do you know how long it took to make Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can? Months! Months!

Hym "I cleaned for 12 hours straight! And 2 hours after I got out of work! God I hate that bitch! She didn't even come back to check my plumbing... Stupid bitch! And she's so fucking ignorant! She doesn't even know she actively just destroyed the ultimate performance art! 'I need to check your plumbing... Clean your apartment!' Fucking imbecile! And now my house stinks like bleach... Man... Why won't you assholes just go extinct already?"

by Hym Iam August 3, 2024


24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.

the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada

by Sexydimma December 19, 2016


buffalo hour

Hyradtion period - preferably with water- in between long sessions of drinking alcohol.

Weโ€™ve been drinking at this bar for a while; I need a Buffalo Hour.

OR
I need a Buffalo Hour before we go out tonight.

by Librarychic June 10, 2018


Trap hour

The hour where girls cannot guess

Sia refuses to guess the definition of trap hour

by The master of math March 21, 2020