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A shot glass with a pinch of chewing tobacco (usually copenhagen or red man brand) placed in the bottom, then filled with whiskey. Called a gutbuster because of the fact that it takes a strong stomach to be able to refrain from vomiting.
Johnny threw a shot of Irish Gutbuster back and immediately threw up all over the bar.
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The irish cock plower is when a woman chops off a mans penis and gets it surgically attached to her head and proceeds to ass fuck the male so hard that he starts shitting all over the female's face as he screams so loud that he bursts the female's eardrums causing blood to gush out of her head and leak into the male's asshole leaving the female to suck all the shit and blood out of the males asshole.
Me and Jessica are planning in doing a little bit af an irish cock plower this weekend.
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Seamus took the Irish Shuttle Bus home from the pub. We'll bail him out in the morning.
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Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".
Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!
*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
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Anal beads made out of several potatoes strung together.
"I needed to 'warm myself up' before the orgy, so I inserted my Irish Anal Beads an hour before the party" said Sark O'Mullivan
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When a man spend all day eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. While he's sitting on the toilet taking a stinky shit and a lady comes in (wearing a red wig and tartan skirt preferably), and gives him a blowjob.
Dude, Joan was so drunk on St. Paddy's Day she gave Bill an Irish Blumkin at the Shamrock bar.
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