Spunking over a solid poo.
Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top
Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?
When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.
My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.
A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler
Jake! How did you get here so fast?
Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
The appropriate amount of time to start a relationship and have the obligation of bringing them home to the family for the holidays and/or buying gifts. The ideal date is a minimum of 2 months before the holiday: October 25.
Any relationship started after October 25 doesn't necessarily qualify as a mandatory invitation to visit the family or buy gifts.
If he doesn't get his act together, he won't have anyone in place for the Christmas Cut-Off and he'll be the only single loser of the family.