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1. Use this phrase to counter any verbal insults or attack, even when it doesn't make sense. Putting your opponent or enemy in a state of laughter, confusion or hysteria.
(Insult)
"Your fat and ugly and no one loves you!"
(Counter)
"Thanks, I work Out
or
(Insult)
"Your mom is retarded!"
(Counter)
"Thanks, I work out.
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A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
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Lv.1 criminal
Lv.15 criminal boss
Lv.30 master boss
Thats how Thats how mafia works works.
Person 1: Dude I just stole weed from the president! (Forms into level 15 criminal boss)
Person 2: Dude thats how mafia works...
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Doing an excellent job or task continuously over a long
period of time = hard work
Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum
Taken advantage of.
Doing your job well over time?
Working harder and earning less?
That's Hard Work, No Bubble-gum.
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What bosses say to employees to get their hopes up about doing something good in their career when they really never get a promotion or anything.
Employee: When will I become manager?
Boss: Work your way up.
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When a co-worker or an office smells terrible, they are a "work related nasal challenge."
Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.
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To masturbate; to jerk off.
I told her I was working on my masters degree.
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