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A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.
(example 1)
Hamilton: Where is this happening?
Philip: Across the river in Jersey
Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey
(Example 2)
Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy
Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?
(Example 3)
Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?
Burr: Alexander, please.
place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.
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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.
A what? How old are you?
A place that makes Detroit look like Monaco
Jesus, I’m glad I don’t live in New Jersey!
When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike
Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine
When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
When a woman farts on your penis.
"My wife gave me a New Jersey Blowjob yesterday. I felt it on my foreskin." -Jared
When a guy rubs cream cheese all over his asshole and has a girl eat it off.
Last night I gave her the ol' Jersey Bagel.