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Jizzing into ice cube holders and freezing them with the intent of giving them to someone who is usually a douchebag
That bitch Jennifer didn't even notice when I slipped those jizz ice cubes into her cocktail.
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An expression used to describe a gathering of male homosexuals. Usually involving the wearing of colorful costumes and mind altering club drugs.
A jolly jizz festival, is the ideal setting for homosexual acceptance.
All homosexuals and their supportive hetero counterparts are welcome to participate. Jolly jizz festivals are the target of varying degrees of hate speech and anti gay protesting.
"Hey Timothy!! Oooo..! Lookie there! It's a great big jolly jizz festival! Gimme some party and play and lets go-oh!"
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"Steer clear of that jolly jizz festival David, you know how much God hates queers! We wouldn't want anything rubbing off on you now would we?"
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A woman that is so hot you jizz in you pants
The girl in the club last night was so hot, she was Jizz-O-Matic!
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Someone of the Albanian decent that contains the semen of every different race inside the depths of their rectums or vaginal canals.
"Yo that girl just went around the world in one night!" "Yeah dude she's an Albanian Jizz Bandit
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Includes feeling regretful,and outlandishly weird after a sexual encounter. Usually on one night stands. Most notably, you are not attracted to the person afterwards.
Bob -"Hey Dude...did you fuck her?"
Joe -"Awe shit man, it was a Jizz-Kill Theory."
Joe - "After I got done, I felt like I wanted to hang myself."
Bob - "YES! I warned you about the Jizz-Kill Theory"
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when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas.
I had a girl going down on me the other day and after I busted a nut on her face i turned around real fast and gave her a Cuban Jizz Bomb.
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