Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

Wait job

A wait job is where you have to wait on someone but they are late for an agreed upon time. If they fail to meet said time, they are obliged to perform oral sex. Hence the "wait"-job.

You are going on a date and they ask you to pick them up at 6:30 pm. However, they are not ready at 6:30 pm and make you wait for 15 minutes.
They are required to provide you with oral sex for the wait job until completion.

Stink Job

When a guy inserts the head of his penis into a girls anal cavity and stands up quickly.

Yo bro that stink job that Emily gave me was fire. Gave my penis the chills.

Rim job

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea

Sir can I have a rim job please?

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

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Gourmet Job

When you give someone anal and then they blow you. Essentially having them eat their own shit!

MAN: Want to give me a gourmet job?

WOMAN: Sure!!

Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth

her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?