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The act of getting a blowjob from a chick with chain-saw like teeth who also trims your pubes off at the same time
Dude have you seen Alana's teeth, she gives the best Trim jobs
A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.
The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!
N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.
Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!
liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.
"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"
A quip used on Twitter to respond to a boring post.
“I feel the best when I’m outside tanning”
- job now
When someone (normally during gay sex) is given a blow job, a hand job and anal rimming all at once
Person 1: Yo, did you see that twink who just moved into our school?
Person 2: yea, we should give him a god job tonight