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the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself
guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell
lukes your mum jokes
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On May 21, you can use any random fake shit you find on Urban Dictionary and sent it to someone as a joke. On May 22, you must explain the joke and the reason why you sent the Urban Dictionary definition.
*May 21*
Mark: Hey Lisa! It's national get a girlfriend day! Look at this screenshot from Urban Dictionary!
Lisa: Um.. I'm lesbian. I thought you knew that.
*May 22*
Lisa: Oh I get what you said yesterday! It's International Explain-Joke Day! This is the part where you explain that yesterday was a joke right? Thank god, I'm literally fucking lesbian you dumbass.
A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.
"that's not funny"
"yeah, you wouldn't understand, it's a bro joke."
The same concept of a dad joke but its in the work place and said by a superior
Man Rory is so annoying he keeps saying the worst manager jokes
A satirical joke assassin is an annoying ass person who doesn't know the difference between a real thing and a joke. Because of this, they will usually comment below posts that are obviously satire and comment saying that it's not real.(It obviously wasn't it was a joke) Usually they they the sentence with "Um...Actually."
Person: Gta strippers will pop out of the game and give u h*ad irl
Satirical Joke Assassin: Um...Actually, this this not true. This account is spreading misinformation about Grand Theft Auto VI. Sorry to anyone that believed this, (no one) and I'm looking out for you guys on the internet.
"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Geni-joke is a specific type of a joke which was created by the person named Geni Tanaka, the son of Japan's most famous actor and movie director, Hiroyuki Tanaka. The way of using this word when somebody says a joke is still unknown, as the joke needs to be approved by Geni Tanaka. The joke is typically dank and logical, only people with high IQ can understand type of joke. You could contact this person via Instagram: @genrunner
person 1: *says a joke*
person 2: damn that's a geni-joke
person1: I should go to contact geni!