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Lebron: IM THE GOAT!!
Michael Jordan: 6-0
Lebron: ... (4-6)
President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger
Michael Jordan
When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23
Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.
A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.
He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
A really cool boy who people likes
You are such a jordan hartleb.
Extremely homosexual being, often tells fake stories to blend in with people. Also has low intelligence.
Jordan: I went to Kings Island and the *Insert scariest roller coaster at the time* is not scary at all!
Random person overhearing conversation: You're full of shit, none of that story happened!
Jordan: *Hits person with a weak punch that always tends to not hurt*
Jordan's friends (yes men): hahahahahahahaha