to have your read receipts on, and read the text message, without responding. purposefully ignoring a person and/or their message.
Jessica was left on the reads by Mike, which caused an argument.
Interpretations of media that makes excuses for sexist/anti-lgbtq/racist themes by giving undue credit and nuance to authorial intent; especially as a way to give a pass to offensive writing in movies/books/etc you might enjoy.
"Zelda isn't actually a damsel in distress because she helps in defeating the final boss"
"No, that's just a left-reading of her role. She still has to wait around for Link to save her very frequently."
or
"The left-readings of Rey's role in Star Wars Episode 8 are too forgiving, considering she spends so much of the film trying to 'fix' men. "
The act of having one’s wife, Girlfriend or husband fucked
Don’t bring your wife or girlfriend to a three left show, they will get fucked! (Dummer said don’t forget husbands!)
The opposite of "You right"
Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn
Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head
Have fun with my sloppy left overs
The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
OMG, dude, she is totally Left Lobing you!
When one rose is still alive and the others he/she gave you are not, it tells you that person is the one.
“He got me some roses for my birthday a few weeks ago and there is one rose left standing.”
“Omg. He’s the one.”