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they are sour little bitches and even a dog has taste buds .3.
i hate lemons not the thing in general but the fucking taste of it
Dude: hey I can eat a lemon with a straight face. (Eats lemon)
Dude 2: Impressive.. but can you eat spicy ramen?
Your lemon is just this,
You would die for this person.
With no hesitation you would jump in front of a bullet for them.
It could be anyone, a family member, a friend, or even a significant other.
Who is your lemon?
(No I do not know why it’s called a lemon, so don’t ask)
“Who is your lemon Y/N?”
“Oh, my brother. He has been my best friend sense birth, and I don’t know what I would do without him. How about you?”
“That’s sweet… honestly, mine would probably end my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner. They have helped me through so much and they mean the world to me.”
“That’s cool :)”
Also called a squinty boi; the squintiest of the squints. Dis yellow boi will make yer eyes be slits for 16 minutes
Joe: why yer eyes be flat
Alex: I ate a squinty boi
Joe: the lemon has risen