High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

When you are fat and this is what you get.

After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

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Low Tide

Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis

2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water

A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)

Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).

Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.

Low tide

Badly receding hairline

Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide

Low patrol

A definition for a community which is too "cool" to be regarded as peasants : but are still peasants.

" RUN it's the LOW PATROL"

low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

low-nosing

Sniffing cocaine

“We’re going low-nosing tonight”

lola lowe

Adored like reuben adores radiohead with all his heart. Absolute beacon of joy; with big dark eyes and hazel like hair, there is no one like her and you’ll catch her staring at you and you’ll probably fall for her on that very day.

hey lola lowe