To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
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The Christmas film. God bless.
Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"
Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!
Wait, wha-
A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.
See: pedophile
I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…
See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english
Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.
Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
When you are fat and this is what you get.
After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.
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When a guy is on his knees sucking another guy off and gets cum around the perimeter of his mouth; resembling a shimmering halo.
I heard Bobby gave Tom a low halo while his girlfriend was out of town.
Low Buck:
1. The act and or art of being extremely cheap!
2. When a corporation decides to save pennies to increase their stock at the cost/welfare of the human ants that scurry the earth.
3. Almost any act or deed performed
by the Government
4.when you deliberately tell your BFF to bring PBR and they show up with Milwaukee’s Best!
So, like Jimbob and I were car shopping the other day right! Yeah, so there we were, wonderfully looking for my next rent a ride and did you know? I know, I know you didn’t know! Yeah, so that manufacturer so and so went all low buck on the interior components. Man, I dislike it when they do that! Such a buzz kill on my Johnston
When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger
Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!
Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf
Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?
Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.
Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?
Dude 1: game recognize game