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I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

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Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

by Dedede Man December 25, 2020


low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.

See: pedophile

I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…

See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck

Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english

Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.

Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-

by Massive rotating balls god August 20, 2022


High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

When you are fat and this is what you get.

After being obese I got High blood pressure. High LDL cholesterol, low HDL cholesterol, or high levels of triglycerides. Type 2 diabetes. Coronary heart disease.

by Officeworks June 19, 2022

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low halo

When a guy is on his knees sucking another guy off and gets cum around the perimeter of his mouth; resembling a shimmering halo.

I heard Bobby gave Tom a low halo while his girlfriend was out of town.

by Gamma89 June 22, 2018


low buck

Low Buck:

1. The act and or art of being extremely cheap!

2. When a corporation decides to save pennies to increase their stock at the cost/welfare of the human ants that scurry the earth.
3. Almost any act or deed performed
by the Government
4.when you deliberately tell your BFF to bring PBR and they show up with Milwaukee’s Best!

So, like Jimbob and I were car shopping the other day right! Yeah, so there we were, wonderfully looking for my next rent a ride and did you know? I know, I know you didn’t know! Yeah, so that manufacturer so and so went all low buck on the interior components. Man, I dislike it when they do that! Such a buzz kill on my Johnston

by MavrickSauls March 13, 2018


Low Tide Stranger

When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game

Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger

Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!

Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf

Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?

Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.

Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?

Dude 1: game recognize game

by Brother Blump April 17, 2024