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I gave Shaw a magic rainbow tree last night when we made out
For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"
A Magic the Gathering term referring to the imaginary world where your shitty deck draws everything it needs in order to actually function, your opponent draws 0 interaction, or your new janky spell from Urza's Saga you proxied a day ago actually impacts the game instead of being dead in your hand. Compare to reality, where you mulligan down to 5 and scoop on turn 3, having accomplished nothing. It's the impossible hypothetical, like winning the lotto or Magic the Gathering players ever losing their virginity.
One with Nothing as a madness outlet only works in Magical Christmas Land where every other better discard outlet doesn't exist and you have the mana to do something with your madness cards.
It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity
Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing
A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.
I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.