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It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.
"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity
Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing
A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.
I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.
the sexiest kpop album on the entire planet ✨
its by the kpop group tomorrow x together (txt) and it was released in 2019
tracks:
new rules
9 and 3 quarters (run away)
roller coaster
poppin' star
cant we just leave the monster alive?
magic island
20cm
angel or devil
person 1: woah person 2, did you listen to txt's album the dream chapter: magic?
person 2: yeah person 1, my fav song on the album is 20cm!! 20cm song of the year 😻 best txt bside
a thing one should never search nor think of. DON'T SEARCH IT YOU WILL REGRET IT!!!!!!
bhainav (gigachad): yo, search furry potty magic r34
the gay spoilt fucker: tf is this, my eyes hurts.
everyone: LMAO
For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
A term used to describe a euphoric dawn. Can be transferrable across many contexts to express the wonders of life... first heard in Goa.
"Magic on the Rice Fields this morning, bit of low lying frost...but otherwise good stuff!"