Pulling a Mike

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"

Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".

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Mike Honcho

A really bad clan leader.

This Mike Honcho has a losing streak of infinity!

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Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

Mike Steele

The BEST physics and math teacher out there! IQ over 200 and a great rock climber.

Mike Steele Is the best teacher NA.

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big mike

the biggest of all mikes. He is very frenchy, and very mikey, everyone of his friend think he is lit. BIG MIKE BIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKEBIG MIKE

BIG MIKE

You see that guy over there? its big mike.

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Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

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Mike Pompous Asshole

An already widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s third Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo.

Well that’s a big surprise, Mike Pompous Asshole is a proud member of the Impeachment Posse for the role he’s played in the recent intercontinental extortion attempt!