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Hit or miss i guess the never miss huh? You got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss you mwah. He gon squrt and hit the dan like wiz khalifa. *dabs*
Hit or miss i guess thye never miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa
You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?
I guess they never miss huh?
Mia Khalifa never hit or miss huh
hit or miss I guess she took the kids ya now I'm crying and jumping off a bridge ya
hit or miss shut the fuck up
Miss peters it a grotty old hag who teaches English she looks like madge from Benidorm and smokes like a chimney she stinks like a dead cat mixed with a kebab from 2 nights ago when you got home drunk from the pub she will sit at the desk popping nicorete chewing gum into an extra chewing gum case and then act like it’s normal chewing gum she has coffee breath and beautiful blue eyes that look like the colour of Stilton cheese
ew layla did u fart?
No it’s miss peters breath
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Latvian ting that sends the driest messages. Her go to message is ‘k’
Boy : I like your hair
Miss k : k