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A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".
Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".
Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."
Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone
Holy fuck stop giving me the morning blush
Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".
Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
The act of masturbation in the morning.
I heard Frank doing morning pushups through the wall yesterday.