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Muffin Crotch:
The term refers to the bits of muffin that fall out of your mouth and into your crotch. The bits that are taboo cause they have been between your legs. The term can also be applied to bicuits or cakes.
He had muffin crotch after eating his cake.
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A questionable scientific term used to describe external hemorrhoids.
Hey Katie, my booty muffins are on fire today!
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a pet name used to describe someone with squishy-like underarms
Aww! You look so cute today muffin pits!
My little muffin pits.
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1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie
Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying
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Slang for extremly Hairy vagina, which needs to be trimmed.
wow thats one furry muffin *pulls out trimmers*
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muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
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