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ban him. He's ginger. We don't like him
A simp named crusader #5497 somehow has a girlfriend. Bro what?
Something from tikok everyone has heard (i think😳)
Sara: have u heard of this song? *Song starts playing, aka HELLO MY NAME IS SUZIE *
Emily: omg yes!!!!
Kiarra is my lovely ex wife that I love a lot <33
Used when saying Kiarra’s full name, “I love you Kiarra no middle name Johnson.”
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What the actual fuck are the profile names here? Like you can read a legitimately interesting post and the author's name is poopybutwizzrizz and then read the most obscene and absurd post and have the name be something a little more normal like bicycle\man or some shit like it's kind of messed up tho.
What are the profile names here on Urbandictionary like actually they're sad as fuck tho
ikr it's just sad
A form of naming people in a group, usually siblings, where the former 3 share similar names and the latter one has a name that completely stands out. A great example would be that one show called Nicky, Ricky, Dicky, and Don (I think that was correct) from a time that I can't quite remember.
Some Farmer: Here's my boys, Larry, Garry, Barry, and Nail. I thought that it would be useful to use the 3:1 Naming Ratio.
Me: What's that last one's name again?
Some Farmer: Nail.
Me: Why Nail?
Some Farmer: Because he was born with a nail square in his forehead.
Me: How is anyone born with a nail already in their forehead?
Some Farmer: Strange things happen on a farm.
people with the middle name grace are... special. They are always the people in the friend group that give off that ' crackhead energy' (you know what I'm talking about). whether they're rolling on the floor ripping up tiny pieces of newspaper and screaming about their wooden dick, pissing themselves with laughter about a picture of a tiny green man in your german classroom or if they are spilling an entire box or hairbos and then running into a busy road to say hello to the druggies while piss drunk at a party, they are always a good laugh... for ten minutes until u hate then and resort to smacking them with a pencil pot
classmate: damn does Iona normally sit on the floor cutting up tiny pieces of cardboard during the lesson.
me: yeh she always does that. her middle name is iona
classmate: OMG THIS LITERALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. SHES AN IONA? SO THATS WHY SHE IS SUCH A CRACKHEAD
me: yeh people with the middle name grace are just like this
Fuck yo name ain’t nobody give a fuck on what it mean
Fuck yo name bitch I don’t give 2 fucks on what yo name mean