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the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do "stuff" with your girl friend.
I was wathcing a crappy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to charge it. I waited a few moments and my GF comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.
"I went to charge my phone in my car and my girlfriend and I dissapeared for half an hour, thus the term charging your phone.
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when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.
" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"
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1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.
2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.
2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
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The period of time in which bashing, knocking or dropping your new phone becomes acceptable.
John: hey is that a new phone!
Dave: Yeah got it yesterday! Here look.
(drops phone uncoolly whilst showing it off to his mate)
Dave: Damn it!
(checks it over thoroughly to make sure its still intact!)
** Classic case of new phone syndrome! Give it a week. **
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Phone slang, the numbers represent the letters on it (2= ABC)
it means cum
also 688 means to nut
dude I just saw that dude 286 all over that trick
Is that 688 in your hair?
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Prank call someone pretending to be an aroused armadillo
Oh my god Tommy totally did a armadillo phone call on me last night, it was hot !
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This is where when your in a big crowd of people, and instead of saying, "I need to take a shit." You say, "I need to make a phone call." Its a nicer way to put it without being rude, and its just funny as hell to people who dont know what your talking about.
Sammy: "I really need to make a phone call."
Rebecca: "Then go haha"
Joe: "What you guys talking about?"
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