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A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.
"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."
A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.
I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle
Fucking a girl with a limp dick.
“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”
someone who is over sensitive, or soft to any given situation.
"did you see that know it all get upset they were actually wrong? I know, what a tender noodle."
the most unfortunate event ever.
Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.
Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.
Ur mom milked my noodle last night.
Im so glad your milking my noodle.