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Girlfriend

Someone you could never get!!!!

"I wish I had a girlfriend"

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 10, 2021


Girlfriend

A girlfriend is when you get free Affection, Belonging and Sex in exchange for Psychological/Mental damage. During the Relationship process the needs and charges increase and her boyfriend has to invest it to make it work. The longer the relationship is the more difficult it is to maintain. Additionally if her boyfriend fails to meet those needs, she will slightly fade over time and lose interest. Because of that, the boyfriend will suffer and develop Psychological issues for making all the effort that went nowhere.

All in all it can be said that the girlfriend never ever cherished the good things or regardless how amazing the guy was as long as he failed to meet her expectations and needs.

The possible Issues and side effects are such as:

-Overthinking
-Depressive Episodes
-Sleeplessness
-Self-Doubt
-Lower Self-esteem

Boyfriend: ''Hey honey why are you starting to ignore and despise me? You hurt me so much with that behaviour =( . Please talk to me.''

Girlfriend: ''Oh no I am actually fine:)'' (short texts and answers)

2 months later she blocked him and left without a trace. One of her boyfriend's mate found out that she found someone better than him.

by Call of Duty Theme December 29, 2020


girlfriend

something i know i'll never have

person 1: hey i just got a girlfriend!

person 2: nice

person 1: what about you?

person 2: ):

by mr.sad December 31, 2022


Girlfriend

Something that sweaty Fortnite players will never have.

Ooh I crank 90’s but can’t get a girlfriend.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’ve got Fortnite

by 12’scappin August 13, 2022


girlfriend

smth u 100% don't have and never will

carl: omg i got a girlfriend!

sam: lucky, i still haven't gotten one

carl : skill issue

by 00dd3y3 October 24, 2023


girlfriend

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani

person: hi
me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing

by mikasackermann February 7, 2021


Girlfriend

U gonna stay single forever hun, bye

Taylor :do you have a girlfriend
Harry :left the chat

by U gonna stay single forever hh August 18, 2021