the level of drunk halfway between slurred speech and stumbling, usually caused by many games of beirut.
"Oh man i'm so...beer...drunk." "Yes. I too am beer drunk"
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A person that has not yet tried beer nor have they attended a party where alcoholic beverages are supplied. This applies specifically to high school or even college-age students.
Person 1: Well, I'm sort of nervous about Jim's party. I mean, I'm still a beer virgin.
Person 2: YOU HAVEN'T LOST YOUR BEER VIRGINITY?! Lame. We're going to that party.
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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude!! Why are you drinking that sissy beer!
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The Shit Ya Drink on St. Patricks Day!
I Have Never Tried it But I Want To See If Its Good
Green Beer Green Beer
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the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
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When you go to the bar intending to have just one beer and end up drinking four.
Fred looks up from his empty glass to see his best pal walk in, "I guess this is gonna be a Leap Beer."
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Similar to whickey dick however, the drunkeness of the male is so intense, that the balls are also impaired and resist any sexual stimulation to encourage an erection. Also known as rum nuts!
"I can't go home with you if you're gonna have beer balls when we get there."
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