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ignorant spoon

a shovel or a spoon that basically does nothing

hay man go grab me that ignorant spoon!

by btwig95 July 15, 2020


cause spooning in a dress

Someone who's too fat to get into a dress and have to refund it back

that's cause spooning in a dress duh

by TheJocker037 October 5, 2019


Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.

I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.

by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021


spoon awerness club

A group that you will need to join if you want to brush your teeth still

Man the spoon awerness club is so cool you should join today

by March 22, 2021


Spoon-Head

A derogatory term for people of Asian descent, denoting the spoon-like nature of their cranial structure

that fuckin' spoon-head took all the damn noodles

by Suck my boot, dorkhead! January 28, 2024


spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021


SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon.

Description: SCP-59002 is a seemingly normal spoon that once dropped onto any fragile surface, such as glass or ceramic, will begin to repeatedly bounce and hit aforementioned surface to perfectly recreate the popular song ‘RUSH-E.’ After finishing a stretch of its song, it will fling itself to another fragile surface. Strangely, the beating the fragile surface receives from SCP-59002 has no immediate impact while the spoon is still playing, it is only after the spoon flings itself to another fragile object, that all the force applied to the previous object hits the object all at once & in perfect tune with the spoon’s song. Undoubtedly shattering the object. If the spoon is not stopped, it will continue to gain speed and power, eventually resulting in 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 being considered a fragile object to the spoon. Decimating entire skyscrapers. Thankfully, the spoon has not yet been let gain enough power to completely shatter earth before launching itself to neighboring planets.

SCP-59002. The Orchestral Spoon. has breached contaiment.

by YaboiToast November 5, 2023