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Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.
So, the male would in this order :
1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
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An MMORPG by Disney that gets boring if you don't get Unlimited Access by the time you reach Notoriety level 11, max out your Cutlass and Pistol levels, and buy the level 5 upgrades for both of those weapons, UNLESS you enjoy Sailing and Cannoneering. Also known as POTCO or Potco.
Guy 1: Do you play Pirates of the caribbean online?
Guy 2: Yes I do.
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This is a sad bunch of boys that want to sound hard core. They are Narcs and Rats nothing more nothing less.
The Pirate Duck Mafia are rats and will stop and nothing to blame everyone else for what they do wrong.
Whats with the "Pirate Duck Mafia"?
Not much just a bunch of keyboard wannabes.
Realy?
Ya I herd they will drop a dime on ya and blame others for it.
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A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.
Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.
Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.
Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.
Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.
moseley leisure pirate camden leisure pirate russell brand
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Placing one testicle over a sex partner's eye.
I bet Ashley Olsen was pirate tea bagged by Lance Armstrong.
Going with the flow... #nostress
Her: what do you want for dinner, Chinese? Italian?
Him: I don’t care, anything you want...I’m just a “rat on a pirate ship”
Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to whore island.
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