a piss bong is just like your average bong but the twist is that you replace the water with piss. Any piss can be used.
Bro A: Hey man! Wanna take a hit?
Bro B: yo.. u need to clean that the water’s yellow..
Bro A: nah man it’s a piss bong!
Bro B: I think we need to see other people.
When wearing a onesie with pom poms and accidently getting them down the toilet and not noticing.
Stop trailing your piss poms round the house and put that bloody onesie in the wash.
Someone who mistakenly gets blamed for pissing in a pint of beer and giving it to someone, due to being in the proximity of the real culprit(s).
Yeah dude, I was proximity pissed!
Just because I knew it had piss in it, doesn't mean I am responsible. (or does it?)
Refers to extremely cheap beer.
Go grab some dollar piss at the Chevron.
The process of urinating into that sad bitch over there.
I gave Sandy some good piss weepis last night.
When someone is so damn fucking annoying, you could fire several shots through you skull and live just to feel the pain as it'd be better than whatever the person is doing, whilst the lead is still lodged in your temple you wish upon a migraine from the holy gods just to comfort the sheer annoying pain of whatever the person is doing.
"Oh my, Brenda was so piss annoying yesterday I wanted to literally kill myself!"