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Pandemic Pumps

During a pandemic, one must dip their penis into hand sanitizer in between pumps so as to not spread any contagions.

“Yo, Pat, did you hit that? ... Yeah, I’ll give her some pandemic pumps, by dipping young patty wein into hand sanitizer every stroke”

by Youngwhit March 17, 2020


pump the brakes

stop what you are doin like swearin or cussin

wooooooah pump the brakes on the wordich

by cole maj March 21, 2024


Pump the brakes

Dave Archibald’s advice to avoid unwarranted fun

Pump the brakes. Malik Cunningham is Michael Bishop to Lamar Jackson

by Etymoholic August 14, 2023


pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.

i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!

by sparse May 22, 2019


busted on one pump

When your penis throbs only once and you cum

I pulled down my pants and watched porn, I was about to start masturbating but i busted on one pump

by HAMZTK April 4, 2017


The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018


The ol' pump

The act of using 5 pump shotguns in Fortnite whilst simultaneously listening to Danzel - Pump It Up. Also a euphemism for masturbating.

'Dude, the ol' pump is so good, man! It gets me wins every time!'

by GroundNutmeg March 21, 2018