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A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...
Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?
Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!
The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.
After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.
When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:
A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.
A pair of knuckle dusters. This is in reference to the domestic abuse problem in Russia currently.
Yo, nigga get me a pair of Russian wedding rings to beat this bitch Nathan
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When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ
“Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?
“I GOT THE RING”