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You and a partner braid your pubic hair to your asshole hair, creating a cock ring, using your braided hair only.
Friend: Did you get lucky last night with Lauren?
Me: Yeah, she braided me a Caveman Cock Ring
The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
"Mom, can we get onion flavored rings?"
"Just say Funyuns dear. It's easier on the mouth."
When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
'Ahh Dave's having a Lord of the Rings lie-in after getting particularly messy last night'
The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.
Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!
...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!
......................I haven't been layed in two years :(
The ring impression left by storing a condom in your wallet, especially for a long period of time.
After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.
When someone ask if you are successful so you tell them you are a champ
“Aye GVAPO you got the ring” ?
“I GOT THE RING”
Wearing a silver Wedding ring tells others you’re in a open marriage or non- traditional marriage:
A silver wedding ring tells people that my husband and I go on dates with other people outside of our marriage.