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A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.
Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...
the greatest band of all time led by the sexiest man alive Alex Jones. every song they make,makes men cum instantly and tears shed from their eyes
Tim:Have you heard Russian Opium Cartel's new song?
Daniel:No i havent
Tim: well when you do it will make u nut
The widest array of the most sought-after, intoxicating women in the world at your fingertips.
The first-class worldliness of Russian and Ukrainian beauties, coupled with their desire for lasting love, is a rare luxury that you can afford.
Hot Russian Brides will awaken your heart.
I found lasting love on Hot Russian Brides.
After ejaculation during anal sex, the male squeeze's his partner's butt-cheeks together and pulls away as to clean it.
Sally's ass fucked so good and gave her a russian patty melt and flipped her over for seconds.
I give you Russian sleeping pill and you wake up with concussion
Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.
Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.