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After their employers have noticed (or created) an advertisement for a tourist hot-spot featuring taco decor, unlucky employees will be confined to Taco Island in lieu of actual vacation time.
It's not a vacation, Steve; it's Taco Island.
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When you give a girl a cream pie and she stands over you to let it drip back into your mouth.
Damn Wanda did a raining taco to me last night.
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Looking for evidence by going undercover inside a woman's vagina that you wouldn't otherwise go into.
My friend wanted to know if his woman was cheating on him, so I fettucine-in-a-taco-ed her to find out.
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The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:
-mild: oh, that's interesting
-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"
"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
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A faux insult that sounds offensive. Also a taco shaped hole.
A.) Dont squirt me with the hose, you taco hole!
B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.
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A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.
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