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Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan February 15, 2018


joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
joke joke smoke cigarette bum pest grub prank

Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016


Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.

'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'

by The Final Girl Support Group July 19, 2021


Coffee joke

an adult joke, not linking to anything explicit, usually relates to adulthood, coffee, poor life decisions or being a teacher.

my teacher recently dropped a coffee joke in class.

by terrobite December 14, 2018


Cide Joke

When a person make a joke or picture so bad is cost them their job.

"Man these comedians are coming up with a lot of cide jokes!"
"I know right? They be looking for cide jobs now."

by Gregaroidson. June 2, 2017


is a joke

said as a term of slang

simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill

by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021


underlying joke

when you can’t remember the word “inside joke” and need a better version x

underlying joke BBB LOCKED

by megalicous April 13, 2022