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A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.
We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.
In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor
Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?
A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time
"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"
Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.
The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”
Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.
Gender blasting