Hey go get a bf or gf just do it today because itβs national ASK OUT CRUSH DAYYY
Boy:I love you
Girl:um okay cool
Boy:ahaha wanna date
Girl: yeah no thanks
Boy:but itβs national date your crush day
Girl:yeah aight
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National fuck your crush day was made for a w****'s like to fuck people : on October 26th
Hey its national fuck your crush day so that means, you know what
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You have to go up to your crush and slap him than tell him how much you love him
βI slapped Aidanβ he was shocked go slap your crush day I screamed
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Kiss your crush day on November 21st
Guy:Kiss your crush bro
Me: why?
Guy: Its National kiss your crush day
Me:Oh shi*
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When your #1 pick in your fantasy football draft goes out injured for the year in Quarter 1 of Game 1 after sending an foolish email.
The Quahog Clams took Tom Brady with the #2 overall pick in the draft, and their title hopes have been crushed.
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September 6th ~ national hug your crush day
Crush: what are u doing
You: itβs National hug your crush day
Crush: oh *hugs back*
You:π³
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International hug your crush month is mandatory.