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Ducking rumor

A rumor that is likely false but fun to spread.

Duck murdered Sixx by using her aura light to push him in the purifying fires.

No, that’s just a ducking rumor!

by I.C.Penis March 24, 2022


Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 14, 2014


criminal duck

Black duck-like bird that lives in ponds and river beds. Highly aggressive, attacks everything that enters her territory or comes in close proximity to her nest or babies. Creates a nest from rubbish such as plastic bags. Also another name for a cute light-skinned girl with black hair.

"He! See that criminal duck?" "Yeah man, she attacked me yesterday when I walked passed!"

by Thoba June 10, 2017


duck slide

The action you make when you want to avoid a conversation.k

She told me she had a baby, so I pulled a duck slide.

by Xeus September 18, 2013


duck dots

small raised areas that appear on the skin because of cold, fear, or excitement - resembling poultry skin when all of the feathers are plucked. Exactly the same definition as goosebumps but with Alliteration! Always use Alteration when Allowed.

Child: Mama, what do you call those, those, those Duck Dots?
Mother: Duck what?
Child: You know, when you get cold.
Mother: Oh, you mean goosebumps?

Duck Dots > Goosebumps. Alliteration is Always Appreciated

by seewhatididthere June 28, 2017


Humping The Duck

As the low dog on the totem pole, always getting yelled at, he had to exercise his importance and dominance over a stuffed duck in a very inappropriate manner. So whenever someone is putting others down to make himself feel better, we call that Humping the Duck.

I can't believe how Donald puts everyone down. Trump is king of Humping the Duck.

by hembryguitars September 17, 2015


duck pucker

One continually screws things up.

That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.

by VengefulGrandma July 19, 2015