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Joshing my bagels

A phrase meaning you must be kissing my "baby" or in layman's terms telling a false truth. Used mostly in playful to sexual contexts.

Robzilladilla: "Hey man, why don't you just kiss the baby."

Peter Jenkins: "Child Please, you must be joshing my bagels!"

by Robzilladilla April 27, 2011

23πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Josh Hawley speed

Noun: Grease lightning white boy speed.

He's got some wheels but I wouldn't call him Josh Hawley speed...

Defensive coordinator: "Their run game is solid but I worry about that receiver, number 88."

Defensive backs coach: "Yeah, I'm not sure how we're gonna cover him...that sum'bitch has Josh Hawley speed!

by BostonRarr August 5, 2023


National Josh Day

April 24-

A day to commemorate the legendary Josh Fight that took place at Legendary Josh Battlefield, April 24, 2021

Yo guess what, IT’S NATIONAL JOSH DAY

by raza21 April 24, 2021


Josh Dun's Dick

clink clink
goes my dick
when i slap it on my chick
put it inside her shit
make her suck make her lick
my dick can do all the tricks
longer than a chopstick
rides like a broomstick
all lubed up and slick
this goes to the skeleton clique
because i love josh duns dick
and i bet it’s harder than his drumstick

Josh Dun's Dick is the best thing ever

by smutbean October 15, 2016

69πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


josh bray

A cunt that no one likes and is a idiot in socialism he has no friends and I a mega faggot

Josh bray is a tub girl

by itchy ben November 30, 2016

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


josh bennett

is a bunny

josh bennett is a bunny and often seen as the owner of RawEsports

by lucas appelton September 15, 2014

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž