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Matthew Andres

Super cool dude. Associated mainly with Breeze Wojciechowski in 2021, and Kei Swagstar in 2022. Smells like chicken noodle soup apparently?? (what the fuck) Is really eepy and also reminds people of a kids teddy bear (specifically the one that a kid takes everywhere and doesnt let go of)
Is really cool when he doesnt crash his car

Person 1: Omg is that Matthew Andres??
Kei Swagstar: Fucking love that dude, he’s so cool

by happymealenthusiast December 19, 2022


Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed

Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head

by Matts a gimp May 31, 2018


Matthew Zamora

Matthew Zamora is know to be a little whiner, but is fun at times. He constantly is known to complain and is known to run to Gino Santos. Gino Santos is known to be his Dad. He then always argues with Nicky. Everyone knows or has a Nicky in their group, but Matthew is known to run to him the most. Matthew Zamora is known to also go by Matt. He always yells as he whines and yells his favorite word "Its the Principle!"

Hey do you know Matthew Zamora? If you don't you are forgetting about that its the Principle!

by Boss Man Olivares November 23, 2021


matthew rodden

Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix

"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"

by TrumpHasSmallHands November 29, 2016


Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.

All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.

by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021


matthew cade

A person with a long dick.

Joshua Cade has a short dick, but look at that Matthew Cade over there!

by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014


Matthew much

Matthew much is such malewife he’s also the love of my life and he likes weezer

GYATT DAMN ITS MATTHEW MUCH🤤🤤🤤

by Meowzy02 April 17, 2024