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When there are too many guys at a party and only a few females to go around. None of the men want to leave because each thinks he will be the one to get lucky.
Dude, this party's a sausage-fest. Let's leave, it's looking like a Mexican Standoff.
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When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.
I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.
Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.
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A mexican tornado is when you lay a women on her back with her mouth open. Pour Tequila in her mouth once it is full. Insert your penis and stir the tequila vigorously.
I am thirsty for tequila would you give me a mexican tornado.......
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a butt that is extremely flat.
ew look how flat that girl's butt is! She has a total mexican butt
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A sexual act wherein the male participant mounts the female from behind while wearing a sombrero, firing a pistol into the air, occasionally swigging from a half-full bottle of tequila, and yelling "Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Ah-haaaaaaa!" at the top of his lungs.
Danny: Dude, I got thrown out of my house last night.
Joe: What happened?
Danny: My wife caught me doing the neighbor Mexican style. I thought we were being quiet enough to avoid getting caught.
Joe: Maybe next time you should try rabbit style, Grasshopper!
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