Rural Dictionary

C-bear

A C-bear is a pompous douche with an overly inflated sense of self importance. They always think they are right and do not listen to other people unless they are supporting the C-bear's own opinions.

C-bears strive to be the best in everything and to their credit they sometimes succede but when they don't they make up excuses so they do not have to accept the hard truth that they are not the best at everything.

"Look at that guy act all important, he's such a c-bear."

"You're such a jerk, you C-bear"

by Jay-Fed February 14, 2010

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c-day

An alternative to a birthday for a person who was not "born" but brought into the world via cesarean section. Thus because this person was not born, they cannot have a b-day or birthday, and they must have a c-day or cesareanday.

Trevor: Happy b-day Derek!
Derek: I think you mean c-day, you see I was not "born", it was more like... have you seen the movie Alien?

by Hansel, Gretel and Darth Vader April 3, 2011

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C-Jam

Drug slang for cocaine...US 1920s to present

That guy was all tooted up on C-Jam!

by anon October 27, 2004

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C-Bass

1. A unique member of human species most commonly found Hesseville, Indiana who is known for it's natural hypnosis abilities that are activated upon speaking. Side effects of the hypnosis often include,1) Wanting C-Bass to dumb it down, 2) "C-Bass, you're fucking insane". or 3) "I Love You C-Bass, you crazy fuck"!

2. In regards to Definition 1; C-Bass also exhibits Much Clown Love, mother fucker. Thus, we are led to assume C-Bass also classifies under the Juggalo species.

(If you come in contact with C-Bass, receive Psycho-Logical advise from him, and offer it a cigarette, you'll get plenty from the creature upon further association.

C-Bass, is going crazy again, let's get him to chug another one.

by Bruce Ulrich May 23, 2008

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