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when grinding, if two girls sandwich (juke on one side, grind on the other) a guy
Me: that was so fun when we were pancaking that guy!
You: def!
The moment when you trust a fart, but instead of hot pungent gases being expelled from your anus, a solid turd shoots out of your brown starfish and smashes into your undergarments, flattening like a pancake.
I will never forget that time I was standing next to my coworker while having a farting competition. I sharted, I pancaking myself in full surround sound.
A sexual act in which two lesbians slap their flaps together, making a similar sound to pancakes slapping against a wall. This is done until one or both partners cum.
Audrey and Alexis were caught pancaking in the bathroom during lunch.
Noun. Pejorative. A term for Flat Earth conspiracy theorists, particularly those who attempt to back up their bullshit with pseudo-science (or just plain nonscience ), moronic interet articles and/or braindead celebrities.
Flat Earther - 'When you think about it, if the Earth was a globe, then shouldn't all the water flow to the BOTTOM?? IT'S A GIANT. NASA CONSPIRACY!'
Regular Human - 'Damn, these pancake people are so fucking dumb...'
A pack of cigarettes
Drew offered Josh some smokey pancakes, then to their surprise, Bear already smoked them, the sack of shit.
An ambulance that deals specifically with pancake-related incidence.
"John ate so many chocolate chip pancakes, he had a pancake coma. I called the pancake-ulamps immediately."
Alone together on a Saturday or Sunday night, during a quiet moment by the pool, we may have shared a pancake dinner together, or practiced ordering another pancake dinner that would actually never come -- from Denny's, if Denny's existed back then, or from our favorite seedy restaurant in Reseda or Van Nuys.
We may have waited for our perfect pancake dinner for hours, may have watched capitalism's slow, factory corruption in slow motion, and may have made promises of love and loyalty to each other so severe that here we are again, in the next life, enjoying pancake dinner together again. 🥞
Pancake dinner, big brother. Don't worry -- little brother is on the way to save the day. Tonight, tomorrow, and always.
(if you like this writing style, you're going to love the book of bisexual men's short stories, The Stories of John Cheever, when that part of your 39th birthday present arrives late ^_^)
Pancake dinner part 3. CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.