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When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down
Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!
Pancakeism is a cult where you worship the god almighty pancake god,,
Pancakeism is like atua be pansexual.
When a girl is giving you a handjob and she refuses to take it in her mouth like a proper lady the last resort is to blow it on her tits. After doing this, pull her shirt back down over her bare, cum-covered tits, slap her shirt down and there you have made a white pancake.
This girl was stroking me off last night and refused to let me blow it someplace warm so I shot it on her tits, slapped her shirt down on the load and left her with a nice white pancake and a dry cleaning bill.
A beach pancake is a orgy of guys on the beach that is normally a public beach,there are just more than 5 guys having sex on a beach normally with a large crowd as well
Bro there was a big beach pancake yesterday I totally joined in you should have been there
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick to the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling addicted native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an area covering 3 Square miles to signify the inportance of Big Chief Chawawas favourite squaw
That fat bitch just got idaho pancaked
Similar, yet far more elaborate and blessed than the Boston pancake.
Only taking place on the sabbath, requiring totem poles, a menstruating massachessetts milf, 3 tubs of Yorkshire lard and a midget masquerading as a dwarf, the ritual must make all parties involve retch, or at the very least sick yo the back teeth.
The pancake must be blended by the confused midget dwarf, liberally applied between the milfs tits and pounded 3 times by the totem pole by a reformed gambling native Indian.
The stench needs to be detected in an are covering 3 Square miles to signify chief Chawawas favourite squaw
That fat bitch just got idaho pancaked
It means that even though capitalism is corrupt, your little brother loves you, looks up to you, respects you, and appreciates your handsomeness, knowledge, wisdom, and experience with navigating this complex world.
The night that I called Denny's to find your missing pancake dinner that never showed up (or that did show up and got taken by your friend and your ex), Denny's customer service was so corrupt, they hung up the phone on me rather than trying to make it right. Sir... They said before they hung up. (Have you noticed that sir always precedes an insult these days? Alec's pronouns are sir btw and I think it's such a clever joke.)
I remember having a chonchlate chip cookie for dinner myself that night, while waiting for your pancakes to arrive. I remember trying to order the perfect chonchlate chip pancakes by phone, with 3x extra chonchlate chips because they never put enough, and when I was standing in front of the Abercrombie & Fitch, trying to order, the Denny's agent hung up the phone and made me try my best on my own, using the website. I noticed that you know a lot about restaurants and about capitalism, about what works in capitalism's factory-like processes and what doesn't work, about how to be true to yourself and ask for what you really want and push hard and advocate for something even if capitalism says that it doesn't exist or isn't possible.
Pancake dinner! CHONCHLATE CHIP PANCAKES, two eggs, poached, on wheat bread (toast), chonchlate milkshake, and a soda, Pepsi or Coke, should be no more than z16s.