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After a long night of drinking O.E. St Ides or 211 (ect.) the first thing u do upon waking up. Its poop with the consistency as pee.
Man I had malt liquor butt pee for like 2 hours this morning! Thats the last time I drink 211!
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One of the greatest films to watch when you're stoned.
Oh man, watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure when you're stoned is one of the coolest things to do!
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Something you angrily yell at a social worker (who in the past has urinated on themselves at work) when you are getting kicked out of your program.
Social worker: "you need to leave, you are a safety concern..."
Crazy woman getting kicked out: "Pee your pants less!"
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1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
"pee hard - Urinary Erectosis"
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
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A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.
Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?
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When you wake up with a raging hard-on caused by having a full bladder. You have to stand way back from the toilet and lean way forward so that your pee will go into the bowl, rather than going all over the wall. In this position, you will resemble one of those downhill skiiers doing a ski jump.
Sheila: What the heck are you doing? You look like you're doing a ski jump in the bathroom.
David: I had to pee, and if I don't stand like this, my hard-on will shoot pee all over the potted plant you put on top of the toilet. Don't I look like a downhill skiier pee-er?
Sheila: That thing sure is big.
David: Yep
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Diarrhea that is so water-like, it feels as if you are pissing out your asshole.
Damn, I had those 12 Chalupas, now I have a bad case of butt pee or ass piss.
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