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When you go into the military, and get discharged and go completely insane
Did you hear about John, he got Bush disease.
You may contract this disease from interacting with Miniaturejoshey while on the Hypixel server in Minecraft. People who have contracted this disease often lose higher brain function and a sense of reason. You might find such individuals in Hypixel lobbies or on Twitter talking about Miniaturejoshey. Despite doing this for many years, they do not seem to be able to return to normal and spiral into madness.
He is suffering from Miniaturejoshey's disease.
When your husband/boyfriend looks for something, you tell him EXACTLY where he should find it, and he can’t. You get up and get it, from exactly where you said it would be.
Him: Do we have any ketchup?
Me: Did you look on the second shelf to the right?
Him: YES! It’s not there.
Me: Are you sure?? I have to get up to find it!!
Him: IT’S NOT THERE!!!
Me: *Opens fridge door. Pulls out ketchup.*
Him: *Shouts* WHERE WAS IT?!?
Me: Second shelf. To the right. Yeah. Refrigerator disease. Ugh.
A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were
touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.
Corona Disease is a great infecting virus that is very stupid.
When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much
John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
The disease where people think they are smarter than they really are, especially regarding Dodgers backup catcher Austin Barnes. No matter how hard you to try to disprove the points of someone with Klein's Disease, they will never give up.
Hey Calvin, you like Austin Barnes way too much -- you might be getting Klein's Disease.
An incurable disease only D’Mariyon Loyd has. Most common symptoms include: hotness, handsomeness, cuteness, and most common; SEXINESS.
P1: I think Bob has D’Mariyon disease
P2: Nah, only D’Mariyon has that.