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A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
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No matter who you are or where you are in the world,
your flag is my toilet paper
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taking a shit upside down so the juices and shit flows down your spine before entering the toilet bowl.
dude, you smell like shit. did you do another upside down toilet seat?
yeah, it was fun.
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The idea that you know you are going to run out of TP when guest are over so you mack a courtesy toilet paper pyramid on the side to have spare TP!
I was so grateful that the host made a courtesy toilet paper pyramid (concept) in the bathroom!
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A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?
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The type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. I don't know morse code but if I did, I might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
God, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, I wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
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When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says
Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day
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