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national hit your dad with a bug day
i meant to say mug but that makes it even more dumb
please don't take this seriously
do not hit your dad with a bug
Here's my dumb*** holiday
national hit your dad with a big day
you mean bug?
yes
The worst insult that can be said by someone, once said, unspeakable things will happen. Even "No U" cant deflect this.
John: your mother gay
Dave: your animal kingdom is dumb
John instantly turns into dust and god weeps while heaven falls apart.
When one gets home from school and thinks about doing homework for math class, then goes to look up what does Calculus really mean on the internet, but then he remembers that extremely hot chick in class with the cheerleader outfit, that was giving him the I wanna fuck stare, while pulling up her skirt a little to reveal her perfect gams, and then he gets severely distracted by the gigundous amount of porn there is on the nets, and decides instead to spend the rest of the evening shooting a load off. Then after shooting off waterfalls of cum, passes out and completely forgets he even had any homework at all.
In other words it means fulfilling your inner animal need to release sperm, or thinking with your dick, instead of using your intellect to figure out things like math, in the thinking fucking part of the brain.
Math Teacher: "Ok everyone, turn in your homework, oh guess what we have a surprise test today!"
McFly: "Aw shit I spent the night looking at porn and beating off, cause Mary Jane Rottencrotch keeps giving me the fuck me eyes in her cheerleading uniform."
Biff: "Oh man well you're fucked. I guess you forgot to do MY homework too, man quit jerking off McFly."
Mary Jane Rottencrotch:"Were you thinking of me when you were spanking?"
McFly:"Dammit quit being so hot. Why can't I just do my homework instead of slapping the salami all the time?"
Math Teacher: "That's because you are young, dumb and full of cum."
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When a paint man at a major home improvement store, believes that your paint is done. However, the sample isn't done and he attempts to shake a sample of white to turn into a brown. He shakes it and realizes it isn't done and realizes it won't turn brown without the added concentrated brown.
Yo doesn't that guy look like David Nate Smith(DNS).
Dumb nigger syndrome 2.0
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What Big Sean says when you're trying to distract him with titties during a football game, when he is the QB, also he hates this bitch.
Lil' dumb ass bitch I aint fuckin with you, as I've got a million-trillion things I'd rather fuckin do, than to be here with you.
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Foster is a stupid dummy dumb face, and that's a fact
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stupid ass who uses bible pages for smokin weed
thats straight up dumb ass chinese kid style
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