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When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning
(2) a person who botches a pool dive
Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan
Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show
Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again
It’s mourning and moaning at the same time
When your dad dies but your gf/bf hits the spot (morns 😩)
Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
When you wrap your dick in Rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."