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When you go to the bathroom to #1 and the other stall is occupied but dead silent upon your arrival, pausing their #2 flow so you do not hear the demonic things they are capable of.
Girl 1: I just went to the bathroom and all of a sudden Alexandra was silent while I went #1. It was weird that she just sat there and listened to me pee. I knew it was her because of her shoes.
Girl 2: Yo, you totally caused a turd pause.
When you take a shit and it falls down the bend in the toilet before you flush, hiding it from sight.
Person 1-'Dude, I swear I just crapped...'
Person 2-'Musta' been an invisi-turd'
nickname from George W. Bush for Karl Rove
Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
A phrase when something is indescribable.
Key: "How was that delicious mayonnaise pie last night?"
Peele: "Wordness to the Turdness!"
When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril
Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!
someone male or female that gives a blowjob after anal and there are turd stains on the dick
"yo so you know sandy"
"yeah"
"she is a turd licker"
"bruh"
When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!